Dumbasses
These are some of the lame replies I got in response to my Craigslist ad about the van I am selling.
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Thanks for the mail, the price,$800 is ok by me as i will like you to kindly keep all buyers off,i will take care of any minor repairs.you have every reason to trust me on this........I called my client and he told me you will be recieving payment (checque $1,700) Any moment from now as soon as i get your full name the checque will be made payable and will be sent through fedex shipping service , so as soon as you recieve the checque ,i want you to have you deduct your own money and send the balance to my shipper via Money Gram transfer to my shipper immediately so the balance sent will be used by my shipper to arrange for the pick up from your location.Pls confirm these and get back to me as soon as possible with your your full name and address including phone number so i can fax it to my manager immediately for the checque to be issued out.here is my number incase you like to contact me for quite transaction 234-80-52779496(i am not in your state right now but i have my manager close to you in the Boucherville..ok
Thanks for the fast response.I will like to know the last actual selling price of the vehicle if there can be any reduction.I will be paying you in money order or cashiers check depending on which one you want.
This is due to the nature of my work beause I am always offshore.This is why i can not come over to see it.But I believe it is what i want and it is in good condition because i want to purchase this for my wife before her return.
Thanks
Regards.
Hello seller,i saw this car on this auction site and i am very much-------------------------------------------------------------
interested in purchasing it,i will be making the payment via cheque,so
get back to me with the amount you will like to have for it and get back
to me with the information in which you want the payment made to such
as
FULL NAME:
FULL ADDRESS:
CITY:
ZIPCODE:
STATE:
COUNTRY:
Get back to me asap,so that the payement can be made asap.Look forward
to read from you
My question of course is, WHO THE HELL ARE THESE FUCKERS?
I feel like kicking these dumbasses in the junk. I've only got one serious reply so far.
posted by MistaLobo @ 11:39 PM
6 Comments:
419 Scammers, you haven't heard of them?
Do what the 419 Eaters do... play with them.
Otherwise just ignore them.
Be careful, though... if they find out your true identity, they may drown you in a septic tank...
that's awesome, though... 419 scammers are hunting in craigslist? The best part is the 'call me at this number' and the number is like 14-digits. 'Yes, I am a real Albertan'
Problem is, there's too much info out there for me to be baiting.
So all I can do is scorn them from afar. Yes, feel that scorn, you bastards.
If, on the other hand, you guys wanted to bait em, I might give you their addresses in a bit.
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They should just require stupid people to take a test before going online.
If they click the "Click here to make your computer go faster" ad, they FAIL.
it's definitely a problem. First step: eliminate those 14-yr-olds that haunt MMORPGs, message boards and comments with 'FUCK U GUYZ UR GAY!!! LOL!!!'
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