WEATHER ADVISORY

Cold weather alert! An unseasonably large snowfall is expected today. Farmers making a pact with the devil have been implicated in the manner.

If you have any 'Yo quiero Taco Bell' sized pets, DO NOT let them walk outside because they will certainly drown in the snow. And they'll freeze to death anyway in this weather.

Who wants hot dogs?

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So I was sitting there with Mike, listening to the sweet sultry tunes of the Afrofunk-Latin-ska-reggae-TexMex fusion band. The beats from the conga drums were making my internal organs do the salsa. Although I did not understand the words, I understood the sexy voice singing it. I had a pint in my hand, oblivious to the outside world. The weather was warm .

A warm tropical breeze permeated the air. The beach.

If a suicide bomber had come at that moment and blown up the bar, he was too late, because I was already in paradise.

But I had a question, "Why would he wear a pullover in this warm weather?"