Introducing a Reintroduction to the Greatest

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I was left speechless when I discovered I had a blog . I mean what the fuck? Those were not my words.

There were just so many questions.......

Who was this impostor portraying me? Who was this disturbed individual who had usurped my throne?

Who suffered from a case of "Sunny" envy? Who wanted to be me? Man, it was just plain disturbing.

Did this impostor want to take over my entire life, assume my identity and steal everything that I had worked so hard to get, including my drugs and women?

Clearly, I would have none of that.

After an epic violent battle in which much blood was shed, I have taken control of this blog and I have deposed its former owner. It was not pretty, but it had to be done.

And now, I intend to usher in a reign that reminds me when all was right with the world: the good old 90s.

A time when there was only one driveby a night.
When Michael Jackson still had half a nose.
When Hammer begged me not to hurt him.
When dialup porn was the shit.
When dialup crack was the shit.
A time when the world was ripe for the picking.

Bringing back the safety of the 90s for a contemporary audience.

Keeping it real in the 403.......... damn, now it's the 780.

Word.